Context: Classroom full of freshmen hunched over at their desks. On the surface they are calm, but their minds are hard at work. California standards test for mathematics, here we are.
Student 1: "Achooo!" (Loud sneeze)
Other Students: ::look up, distracted briefly::
Student 2: "Uh uh. Nope. Hell nah."
Me: "Uh, you're supposed to say 'bless you'"
Student 2: "Nope."
Me: "Bless you student 1."
Other Students: ::smile::