Classroom Conversations #1

Me: My tooth is really bothering me.

S1: Really? What's wrong?

Me: My wisdom tooth is growing in.

S2: Wow. How old are you?

Me: 17.

S1: LOL.

Me: Have you ever seen "Catch Me If You Can" ?

S1: Yeah, yeah! W/ Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Remember the scene where he pretends to be the teacher for weeks when he's really just a student?

Holiday Season

::Kanye's 'Blame Game' playing only barely audibly enough to maintain the focus::

Student, loudly: "Mr. G, when are we going to start listening to Christmas music during the opener?"